You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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go F*** yourself

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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