Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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I like touching my boobs

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guest what i love pancakes

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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