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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

I shot a bitch.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

kennah campion... being nice

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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