a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

all jokes aside...

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

what tall and looks like a jew?

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

David Cameron

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

VaginaBoob ^.^

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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