where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

i like it in the mouth

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Ain't idn't a word.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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