Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Not a joke.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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neil likes pube toast

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Anti Joke

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