- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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