- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Vagina.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

The Earth is a nice place to live.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

womens rights.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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