Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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Not a joke.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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