Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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Good afternoon.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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Female rights.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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neil likes pube toast

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