Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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