- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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