- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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