- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

My love life

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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