Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Nice belt.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

why are balck people black because they are

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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