- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

I have a gay camel

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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