why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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No, Trinidad.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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