- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

9/11

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Women's Rights Movement

Fox News

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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