If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

hi bye

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Poop

whats worse than school? Summer school

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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