"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

This joke is the worst joke ever.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Women's rights

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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