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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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A man walks into a vagina

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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meh

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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