Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Soccer...

I just drank a cola.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Anti Joke

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