What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Justin Bieber's mother.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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