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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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