- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

ejaculation JLR

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

scientology.

A woman walks into a bar.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

lol

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Refrigerator

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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