- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Tim and Eric

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Cheese

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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