Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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