- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

ecks! why zee?

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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