- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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