- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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