How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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A man goes to the potty.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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