Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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kennah campion... being nice

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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