A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Penis.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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