Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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PICKLES

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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nice tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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