- Anti Joke

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Penis.

An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part