What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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