- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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