- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

What's 9+10? 19.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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