- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Sarah Palin

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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