What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

"33"

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Vote this down and get DOXED

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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