what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Arrow in the Knee!

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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