How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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I hate blackniggers

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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I regret everything.....

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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The Joke Below

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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LET

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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