Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

I wrote a funny joke.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What's two plus two? Window

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Anti Joke

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