- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

I grunt when I poop.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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