- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

A car walks into a bar.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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