What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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womens rights

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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(warning- this is sort of funny) A mom takes her son to cvs to pick up her pills. Son- Mom whats a pharmacists? Mom- well sweetie its a person who sells people drugs Monday Morning Teacher- Class, did you learn anything over the weekend? Son- Yah, i learned that my mommy has been taking me with her every week, to a person who sells drugs Later that week Teacher- Yes, hi, um your son has told me that you take him to buy drugs with you, i may have to call social services Mom- what? this is a misunderstanding, i go to a pharmacists to buy drugs. That evening Mom-what did you tell your teacher at school Son- you've been telling me that i go with you to buy drugs Mom- baby i need pills, well, because, im sick. Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok At school Teacher- Billy ive called s.s on your mom, u will be living with foster parents Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok Evening Police- ?Ms. Thackery, is this your student. Teacher- Yes Police- His mom has tradgicly died in a pool of tears after finding out YOU called s.s Mom- what? omg. DAMN Police- Im afraid u r under arrest for the cause of his mothers death Class- yayyyyyyy wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Billy Billy Billy. hip hip hooray Teacher- Damn Son- mommy? Police- ur mommy's dead, sucks right sooooooo here's a box and ten bucks......... go live your life

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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