What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

my mind's eye?

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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