There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

whos district champs not JM

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

more like nig!

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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