What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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