What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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Lindsay Lohan

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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the WNBA

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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