- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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British Dentistry

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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