- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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