how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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