What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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the WNBA

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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