- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What can hitler cook well Steak

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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