what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Wanker

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Latvia isn't a joke

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

human centipede

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

test

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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