Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

whats dumb and small? dandruff

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What? Why?

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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