Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

thumb_up thumb_down -1

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops