Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What's clear and wet? water

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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