- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did? Yes

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

You bumder!

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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