- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Queens Park rangers

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

I'm Batman.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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