- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Chuck Norris Dies.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

I'm gay.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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