Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Y u do dis?

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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