- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

speech and debate.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

the WNBA

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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