- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Im taking a shit right now.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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