Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

That is so fetch

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

im not black, im Joseph Kony

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Yanter, Look it up

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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