- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What black and has children A black man

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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