What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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