Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

tommy is retared

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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