- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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