A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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