Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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