How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

women's rights

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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