- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Corn Muffins

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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