the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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