I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Ken wins!

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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