Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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copy me and i will kill you

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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