Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

whats funnier than 24? 25

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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