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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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