- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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