sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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