Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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