A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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