- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two planes walk into an office building

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

So a seal walks into a club.

THE GAME

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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