- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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