A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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David Cameron

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Fart

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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