Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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women rights

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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I have suicidal thoughts

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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