Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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woman's rights

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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