Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

womens rights.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

homosexuals are gay

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

what tall and looks like a jew?

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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