So I was walking down the road today

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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womens rights

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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