Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Women's Rights.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

woman's rights

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

one morning i turned on my tv

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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