- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

Your mom

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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