- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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