- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Urban ghettos

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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