AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Sex vagina. lol.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Guess what. Chicken butt.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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