- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

willie revilame

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Chuck norris

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Justin Beiber

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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