- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

a seal walks into a club.

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