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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

what are three short words? i a am

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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