- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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