- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Wanker

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Latvia isn't a joke

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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