What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Black people having a Job.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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