- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

have safe sex

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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