- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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