Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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What is white and long? A New York winter

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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