- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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