- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

i named my son Frodo because he was little

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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