- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Uh... What was emulating again?

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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