- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Women's Rights

A women walks into a kitchen.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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